lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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