Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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