do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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