Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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