been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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