Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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