Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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