If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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