literally had 100 drinks last night.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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