She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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