he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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