Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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