THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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