Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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