If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just had sex on a roof
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
