"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
