there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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