you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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