Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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