Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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