Can Purell be used as lube?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I still have a little drunk in my system
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
