I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
