Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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