ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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