You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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