But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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