Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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