You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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