I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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