your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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