Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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