what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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