that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
