No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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