Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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