Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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