I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
