4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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