Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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