Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize