my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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