You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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