I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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