So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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