Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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