you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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