Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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