Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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