she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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