He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
This baby is an asshole
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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