i don't like sucking hair
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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