Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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