just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
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