Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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