Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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